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Being Demotivational Poster


NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm, #256776
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am, #226225
Get THE Chain For The Bed


SCOPOPHOBIA -


TAGS: fear being stared at spray jet judgemental
Rating: 4.52/5

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steph1 - April 3, 2011, 12:06 pm, #215687
and instantly froze in total shock
CaptainBaked - April 3, 2011, 12:03 pm, #215686
It looks like that little sucker just saw me n****..
Cloudchaser - April 3, 2011, 11:39 am, #215685
Looks like a hood/bonnet mounted windshield washer sprayer


STEAMPUNK -


TAGS: envision being steampunk autumnspirit
Rating: 4.06/5

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autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:39 am, #212709
Ty, Steampunk is a difficult concept to grasp. I felt poetic would capture it more.
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 1:05 am, #212639
poetic steampunk theme. I love it! 5L


SUMMER -


TAGS: water balloon fight colorful balloons being poped
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Cheesefrog1 - June 3, 2012, 10:24 pm, #235757
funny i like to boil mine
Hawamleh - June 2, 2012, 5:22 am, #235603
Missed ya ya crazy commie !
the1stCOMMI3 - June 1, 2012, 9:49 pm, #235597
not exactly, i landed a semiannual cruise internship, and now since im off, i pop in from time to time. Good to be back though.
caveman - June 1, 2012, 9:05 pm, #235596
commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back
TheOne - June 1, 2012, 1:02 pm, #235566
5 frostbite bruises.


REAL LONELINESS -


TAGS: not limited to being alone
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:09 am, #231576

I wish I'd said it. I tend to blurt multi-syllabic strings best used when an anvil fall out of the sky onto your foot. {Grin}
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 7:36 am, #231570
Well Said.


I'VE LEARNED -


TAGS: stalking is being persistant
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by PhxDebbie

sickartist - May 12, 2010, 3:05 pm, #175796
5 (so I really didn't do anything) L's
PhxDebbie - May 12, 2010, 1:17 pm, #175791
Thanks. I ran it by Sickartist first and he said go with it as it was.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am, #175787
*has
R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am, #175786
I wasnn't even thinking that, I just thought a cousin or a van incedent gone awry...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:57 am, #175785
Oh Noes!!!! hat Phy gone all "Briton of Rose" on us?
R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:54 am, #175784
Excellent! She's obviously been paying attention. 5! Way to go Deb. You're not related to Phydeax are you?
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 11:45 am, #175783
she's been hanging out in the back, you know, chit chatting with the guys, she finally got up the nerve to go on stage, and show us what she's got....Whoo-hoo!! nice!!! 5L
Faceplant31 - May 12, 2010, 11:40 am, #175780
Nice debut!


HARDEST PART OF GETTING OLD -


TAGS: wwii vet being honored
Rating: 4.88/5

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GySgt1811a - March 15, 2012, 10:29 pm, #231427
Thanks, Ma'am. My dad was a TT gunner in a B-24. 15th Air Force, USAAC. Did 50 missions outa Foggia...gone these 10 years now...
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 6:46 pm, #231390

This was at the going away gathering prior to a WWII Honor Flight. It was so cool watching those old vets get together. I couldn't resist taking a ph**o of this burly Iraq vet standing to honor his 'fathers' as they passed by.
carebear - March 15, 2012, 6:42 pm, #231387
(carebear BANNED)


HIDE AND SEEK -


TAGS: being it
Rating: 4.1/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 7:12 pm, #244285
4L for the poster and 1 more L for using a polar bear...found only north in my province! And..for the chuckle...teehee


RESENTMENT -


TAGS: think its lonely at the top try being alone on the bottm
Rating: 3/5

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Airman - June 12, 2009, 3:42 pm, #86249
5.. good one
Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 10:40 am, #86188
Another quick trip around the bases, Sean. 5/5
MO - June 11, 2009, 11:17 pm, #86136
Mark! You sumbiaatch! I was gonna say the same thing....If you close one eye and then cross the other....IT DOES look like that guy that Sean likes, but doesn't want his avatar to look like!!!!
Mark - June 11, 2009, 11:13 pm, #86134
If you squint hard enough, it kinda looks like Ted Bundy.
BoneCD - June 11, 2009, 6:44 pm, #86095
Of course unless they're reading a copy of Big'ns
Sean - June 11, 2009, 6:39 pm, #86093
Bundy's cool, just don't think my avatar looks like him. That's all. *wipes tear from corner of left eye*
MO - June 11, 2009, 6:30 pm, #86090
Note to self....Sean does NOT like Al Bundy.
Sean - June 11, 2009, 5:35 pm, #86077
No sir. If you were THINKING, you wouldn't have said that, let alone thunk it! *huff*
MO - June 11, 2009, 4:52 pm, #86064
I'm thinking Sean's avatar looks like.....Al Bundy!
TheTrashHeap - June 11, 2009, 4:00 pm, #86050
Y'know sean your avatar kinda looks like Andy Kaufman
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:25 am, #85914
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:28 pm, #85807
God I hope that's not a comma splice. *fingers crossed*


SOLITUDE -


TAGS: solitude being alone nope i am good
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by rerun

forseti - September 25, 2010, 7:11 am, #195451
great picture, great caption, great text. All in all... let me think... great. 5L and fav!
AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 9:20 pm, #195403
that hit home, 5 broken hearts
jameswnash - September 24, 2010, 8:11 pm, #195393
nods and gives 5l
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 7:40 pm, #195390
brutal, 5L rerun.


cynical -




BEING A MOTIFAKE MODERATOR - It's a special calling.


TAGS: being a motifake moderator it s a special calling
Rating: 3.93/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:22 pm, #151551
Sunscreen, yes... and Nair.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:20 pm, #151549
Geez, I thought your Mussolini outfit was bad, hope you had sun screen.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:16 pm, #151547
I know, I know... pink isn't my color. Sorry, Produce.
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm, #151545
*tab
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm, #151544
Wow. I'll think twice before clicking the "Latest Comments" *** after seeing this poster. I'm going to go dig my eyes out now...
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:12 pm, #151541
San Francisco was nice.


BEING CUTE -




MOHAIR SWEATERS - So what? Are there like abunch of MO's running around on a farm somewhere?


TAGS: and what s with all the mo s being blue moooooo
Rating: 3.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 8:52 pm, #172301
You know...that wouldn't bother me if you didn't feel the need to cup the balls every time.
MO - April 19, 2010, 8:49 pm, #172297
I'm off to the farm. Later tadders. Smoochez Moooo.
MO - August 17, 2009, 10:17 pm, #109231
Lice are nice. Go great with rice...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 10:16 pm, #109228
I hope you don't mind lice.
MO - August 17, 2009, 10:14 pm, #109227
Hey mooooooo? I made a sweater out of your hair. Hope you don't mind....


VODKA - If beer is "Liquid Bread" Then Vodka is "Liquid Potatoes" Happy Saint Patrick's Day.


TAGS: sorry for this being late but the point remains
Rating: 3.83/5

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LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:47 am, #166304
All I found were pics of OMGWTF GRAMMY!?!?!?!?
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 6:48 pm, #166193
all I got was a bunch of pic's of Sharon Stone
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 6:40 pm, #166192
Its supposed to be a beaver......I GOOGLED BEAVER d***T
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 6:32 pm, #166191
Dre, Bud, it's not a beaver. Moo+ knows his beaver, and recognized when the first one wasn't either. APT I TELL YOU!!.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 3:45 pm, #166174
That is not a beaver...trust me, I know beavers. My Avatar is pre "Avatar"...they stole it from me.
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 11:27 am, #166135
I'm a beaver. Anyone ever tell you your avatar reminds them of Avatar? Blue people creep me out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 8:02 am, #166120
In what universe Dre?.....you're just a gopher.
DreMagnum - March 20, 2010, 9:25 pm, #166051
I dont drink and im better than you mooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2010, 9:14 pm, #166046
Because I drink and some of my best friends are drugs.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2010, 9:05 pm, #166045
Every time someone comes on here and proclaims..."I don't drink" or "I've never done drugs". they come off as believing that they're better than the rest of us.....do you think you're better than us Tree?
rerun - March 20, 2010, 9:01 pm, #166044

TH, nobody cares what you think/do/know/etc....just go away and do it now.
ICEMAN - March 20, 2010, 9:00 pm, #166043
Hey stickboy, no one cares.
Treehodger - March 20, 2010, 8:53 pm, #166041
And before someone asks, no. I don't drink that much either. I've been drunk only a handful of times my life. When I get drunk, I kind of just space out and watch the world go by. Sort of depressing and boring. So I never really got into the sport of it.
Treehodger - March 20, 2010, 8:52 pm, #166040
Now, excuse my ignorance here. But I don't drink Vodka. So please explain the "Water of Life"? Is it because it is so clear? Because to be honest, I don't know if all Vodka is this clear or not... I'm more of a Rum / Ale kind of guy. Heh...
phydeaux - March 18, 2010, 11:51 am, #165461
Vodka is "Water of Life"


SEMI-AUTOMATICS -


TAGS: position being overrun by sea turtles sir
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - November 17, 2009, 7:28 pm, #137352
This is great.
CANADA - September 17, 2009, 2:28 pm, #118891
actualy both those weapons are sold in both formats. dont tear into someone unless you know for sure
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:39 am, #118757
Blah... take a hand off the keyboard, unload your clip, and calm down. Welcome to motifake. It's not factfake, and it's not motipedia. Slow your roll.
Blah - September 17, 2009, 3:36 am, #118752
Are you f***ing Idiots both of those weapons they are holding are Fully Automatics not semi-automatic.
Haarakkon - August 23, 2009, 12:07 am, #110964
Semi-automatics are also inherently less accurate than bolt action rifles are, historically. The military has made great strides in the last 30 years on that front, though.
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 11:33 pm, #110961
Provided there's a bullet to reload, and that the round chambers correctly. My point was, if you need a semi-automatic to hunt, your marksmanship is highly suspect. Thanks for playing, though, and try again later.
G - August 22, 2009, 11:23 pm, #110959
Semi-Auto is one sh** every time the trigger is pulled, why does no one KNOW this
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:23 pm, #103256
Brilliant!


KNOWING YOUR BIBLE - Can provide many blessings... (like a free coke from an foolish Agnostic)




APTITUDE -


TAGS: frustration of being self taught
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - January 12, 2013, 10:25 am, #242396
This Is The One That Gets Me ! 5 Slow Getting Up L


MY HALF AFTER THE DIVORCE - AND WELL WORTH IT TO BE RID OF THAT [RANT] moan groan complain [/RANT]


TAGS: better than being with her
Rating: 4.86/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:38 pm, #197924
move over it looks like there is enough room in the box for 2
eldiabloloco - October 11, 2010, 11:18 pm, #197921
LOL how true very true


DO NOT GO IN THERE -


TAGS: being polite
Rating: 4.83/5

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Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:47 pm, #241558
I'd be very tempted to turn that knob... I bet a women's restroom doorknob would go on the nipple or something.


BUT.. BUT.. - why don't they like anime?


TAGS: my masterpiece is being bombed
Rating: 4.71/5

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LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:20 pm, #202423
Anime p*** forseti...just beware of the tentacles.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 6:05 pm, #202413
So there is unpopular stuff that is great? Can't believe that... Is it a trap??
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 3:26 pm, #196206
anime has its place and it is not here. Anime is like country music. The popular stuff is garbage.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 2:44 pm, #196194
make more sense!!!! I reject whatever isn't funny....if all anime happens to fall under that heading....well, Yeah for me!
Zealot - September 30, 2010, 2:33 pm, #196192
one thing i don't get is why they will reject if the pic in question doesn't even have a story to make a joke about
culos - September 30, 2010, 12:08 pm, #196157
BECAUSE.. BECAUSE.. (nuff said)


GELOTOPHOBIA - Take life too seriously And you won't get to laugh along With everybody else when you fail




30 PIECES OF SILVER -


TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash revenge dash judas dash what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity dash where i am going i can only take smiles
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Derek - April 8, 2010, 4:37 pm, #170304
Sadly ineffective on some people
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:49 am, #170285
Excellent!


Fun and Excitment -


TAGS: love being a dad
Rating: 4.48/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 17, 2013, 3:38 am, #248766
Nope, never did. What's hilarious is a few months after my little brother was born, my dad tossed a cabbage patch doll towards my moon and said, "Catch him." . . . . he laughed, she had nightmares for a long time. Yes, they're still married, lol.
steve1961 - August 17, 2013, 1:51 am, #248765
Judging from some of your posters and comments, I a**ume he didn't listen...?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 5:27 pm, #248749
I can 5till hear my mom screaming to my dad, "OH, MY GOD! ANTHONY, YOU'RE GOING TO DROP HIM! ARE YOU NUTS?!??" Her panic added to the excitement.


WHAT WOULD JESUS DO ? - He would probably work his magic with some bread. And maybe some fish too.


TAGS: i am being nice see
Rating: 4.43/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:22 pm, #228903
for Fear is the path to the Dark Side :)
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:41 pm, #228817
I see no garden in that picture... Oh right, the other Jesus
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:52 am, #228801
Maybe!


THATS JUST SILLY -




HAPPINESS AND SUCCESS - The key to happiness is having dreams. The key to success is making dreams come true.




HATE - Seek out those with hate in their hearts... expose them everywhere you find them... and beat the sh*t out of those S.O.B.s!




You're it! -


TAGS: being chased by the cops or as i like to call it just another drama day weekend
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 10:45 pm, #260129
ROTFL!!!! Would that be taser tag, by any chance? 5L


Fright -


TAGS: fright scary monster being scared whos the scary one anyways rodou sanka
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 10:01 pm, #260417
TRUE! 5 L Silvie!
lgvernon - March 10, 2015, 1:03 pm, #260343

I love this.


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