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Being Demotivational Poster

NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?

TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.55/5

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blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am
Get THE Chain For The Bed


TAGS: fear being stared at spray jet judgemental
Rating: 4.52/5

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steph1 - April 3, 2011, 12:06 pm
and instantly froze in total shock
CaptainBaked - April 3, 2011, 12:03 pm
It looks like that little sucker just saw me n****..
Cloudchaser - April 3, 2011, 11:39 am
Looks like a hood/bonnet mounted windshield washer sprayer


TAGS: envision being steampunk autumnspirit
Rating: 4.06/5

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autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:39 am
Ty, Steampunk is a difficult concept to grasp. I felt poetic would capture it more.
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 1:05 am
poetic steampunk theme. I love it! 5L


TAGS: water balloon fight colorful balloons being poped
Rating: 4.74/5

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Cheesefrog1 - June 3, 2012, 10:24 pm
funny i like to boil mine
Hawamleh - June 2, 2012, 5:22 am
Missed ya ya crazy commie !
the1stCOMMI3 - June 1, 2012, 9:49 pm
not exactly, i landed a semiannual cruise internship, and now since im off, i pop in from time to time. Good to be back though.
caveman - June 1, 2012, 9:05 pm
commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back
TheOne - June 1, 2012, 1:02 pm
5 frostbite bruises.


TAGS: not limited to being alone
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:09 am

I wish I'd said it. I tend to blurt multi-syllabic strings best used when an anvil fall out of the sky onto your foot. {Grin}
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 7:36 am
Well Said.


TAGS: stalking is being persistant
Rating: 4.48/5

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sickartist - May 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
5 (so I really didn't do anything) L's
PhxDebbie - May 12, 2010, 1:17 pm
Thanks. I ran it by Sickartist first and he said go with it as it was.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am
R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am
I wasnn't even thinking that, I just thought a cousin or a van incedent gone awry...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:57 am
Oh Noes!!!! hat Phy gone all "Briton of Rose" on us?
R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:54 am
Excellent! She's obviously been paying attention. 5! Way to go Deb. You're not related to Phydeax are you?
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 11:45 am
she's been hanging out in the back, you know, chit chatting with the guys, she finally got up the nerve to go on stage, and show us what she's got....Whoo-hoo!! nice!!! 5L
Faceplant31 - May 12, 2010, 11:40 am
Nice debut!


TAGS: wwii vet being honored
Rating: 4.88/5

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GySgt1811a - March 15, 2012, 10:29 pm
Thanks, Ma'am. My dad was a TT gunner in a B-24. 15th Air Force, USAAC. Did 50 missions outa Foggia...gone these 10 years now...
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 6:46 pm

This was at the going away gathering prior to a WWII Honor Flight. It was so cool watching those old vets get together. I couldn't resist taking a ph**o of this burly Iraq vet standing to honor his 'fathers' as they passed by.
carebear - March 15, 2012, 6:42 pm
(carebear BANNED)


TAGS: being it
Rating: 4.1/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 7:12 pm
4L for the poster and 1 more L for using a polar bear...found only north in my province! And..for the chuckle...teehee


TAGS: think its lonely at the top try being alone on the bottm
Rating: 3/5

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Airman - June 12, 2009, 3:42 pm
5.. good one
Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 10:40 am
Another quick trip around the bases, Sean. 5/5
MO - June 11, 2009, 11:17 pm
Mark! You sumbiaatch! I was gonna say the same thing....If you close one eye and then cross the other....IT DOES look like that guy that Sean likes, but doesn't want his avatar to look like!!!!
Mark - June 11, 2009, 11:13 pm
If you squint hard enough, it kinda looks like Ted Bundy.
BoneCD - June 11, 2009, 6:44 pm
Of course unless they're reading a copy of Big'ns
Sean - June 11, 2009, 6:39 pm
Bundy's cool, just don't think my avatar looks like him. That's all. *wipes tear from corner of left eye*
MO - June 11, 2009, 6:30 pm
Note to self....Sean does NOT like Al Bundy.
Sean - June 11, 2009, 5:35 pm
No sir. If you were THINKING, you wouldn't have said that, let alone thunk it! *huff*
MO - June 11, 2009, 4:52 pm
I'm thinking Sean's avatar looks like.....Al Bundy!
TheTrashHeap - June 11, 2009, 4:00 pm
Y'know sean your avatar kinda looks like Andy Kaufman
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:25 am
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:28 pm
God I hope that's not a comma splice. *fingers crossed*


TAGS: solitude being alone nope i am good
Rating: 4.73/5

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forseti - September 25, 2010, 7:11 am
great picture, great caption, great text. All in all... let me think... great. 5L and fav!
AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 9:20 pm
that hit home, 5 broken hearts
jameswnash - September 24, 2010, 8:11 pm
nods and gives 5l
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 7:40 pm
brutal, 5L rerun.

cynical -

BEING A MOTIFAKE MODERATOR - It's a special calling.

TAGS: being a motifake moderator it s a special calling
Rating: 3.93/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
Sunscreen, yes... and Nair.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:20 pm
Geez, I thought your Mussolini outfit was bad, hope you had sun screen.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:16 pm
I know, I know... pink isn't my color. Sorry, Produce.
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm
Wow. I'll think twice before clicking the "Latest Comments" *** after seeing this poster. I'm going to go dig my eyes out now...
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:12 pm
San Francisco was nice.


MOHAIR SWEATERS - So what? Are there like abunch of MO's running around on a farm somewhere?

TAGS: and what s with all the mo s being blue moooooo
Rating: 3.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 8:52 pm
You know...that wouldn't bother me if you didn't feel the need to cup the balls every time.
MO - April 19, 2010, 8:49 pm
I'm off to the farm. Later tadders. Smoochez Moooo.
MO - August 17, 2009, 10:17 pm
Lice are nice. Go great with rice...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 10:16 pm
I hope you don't mind lice.
MO - August 17, 2009, 10:14 pm
Hey mooooooo? I made a sweater out of your hair. Hope you don't mind....

VODKA - If beer is "Liquid Bread" Then Vodka is "Liquid Potatoes" Happy Saint Patrick's Day.

TAGS: sorry for this being late but the point remains
Rating: 3.83/5

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LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:47 am
All I found were pics of OMGWTF GRAMMY!?!?!?!?
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 6:48 pm
all I got was a bunch of pic's of Sharon Stone
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 6:40 pm
Its supposed to be a beaver......I GOOGLED BEAVER d***T
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 6:32 pm
Dre, Bud, it's not a beaver. Moo+ knows his beaver, and recognized when the first one wasn't either. APT I TELL YOU!!.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 3:45 pm
That is not a beaver...trust me, I know beavers. My Avatar is pre "Avatar"...they stole it from me.
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 11:27 am
I'm a beaver. Anyone ever tell you your avatar reminds them of Avatar? Blue people creep me out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 8:02 am
In what universe Dre?.....you're just a gopher.
DreMagnum - March 20, 2010, 9:25 pm
I dont drink and im better than you mooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2010, 9:14 pm
Because I drink and some of my best friends are drugs.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2010, 9:05 pm
Every time someone comes on here and proclaims..."I don't drink" or "I've never done drugs". they come off as believing that they're better than the rest of us.....do you think you're better than us Tree?
rerun - March 20, 2010, 9:01 pm

TH, nobody cares what you think/do/know/etc....just go away and do it now.
ICEMAN - March 20, 2010, 9:00 pm
Hey stickboy, no one cares.
Treehodger - March 20, 2010, 8:53 pm
And before someone asks, no. I don't drink that much either. I've been drunk only a handful of times my life. When I get drunk, I kind of just space out and watch the world go by. Sort of depressing and boring. So I never really got into the sport of it.
Treehodger - March 20, 2010, 8:52 pm
Now, excuse my ignorance here. But I don't drink Vodka. So please explain the "Water of Life"? Is it because it is so clear? Because to be honest, I don't know if all Vodka is this clear or not... I'm more of a Rum / Ale kind of guy. Heh...
phydeaux - March 18, 2010, 11:51 am
Vodka is "Water of Life"


TAGS: position being overrun by sea turtles sir
Rating: 3.47/5

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spacedog - November 17, 2009, 7:28 pm
This is great.
CANADA - September 17, 2009, 2:28 pm
actualy both those weapons are sold in both formats. dont tear into someone unless you know for sure
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:39 am
Blah... take a hand off the keyboard, unload your clip, and calm down. Welcome to motifake. It's not factfake, and it's not motipedia. Slow your roll.
Blah - September 17, 2009, 3:36 am
Are you f***ing Idiots both of those weapons they are holding are Fully Automatics not semi-automatic.
Haarakkon - August 23, 2009, 12:07 am
Semi-automatics are also inherently less accurate than bolt action rifles are, historically. The military has made great strides in the last 30 years on that front, though.
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 11:33 pm
Provided there's a bullet to reload, and that the round chambers correctly. My point was, if you need a semi-automatic to hunt, your marksmanship is highly suspect. Thanks for playing, though, and try again later.
G - August 22, 2009, 11:23 pm
Semi-Auto is one sh** every time the trigger is pulled, why does no one KNOW this
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:23 pm

KNOWING YOUR BIBLE - Can provide many blessings... (like a free coke from an foolish Agnostic)


TAGS: frustration of being self taught
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - January 12, 2013, 10:25 am
This Is The One That Gets Me ! 5 Slow Getting Up L


TAGS: better than being with her
Rating: 4.86/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:38 pm
move over it looks like there is enough room in the box for 2
eldiabloloco - October 11, 2010, 11:18 pm
LOL how true very true


TAGS: being polite
Rating: 4.83/5

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Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:47 pm
I'd be very tempted to turn that knob... I bet a women's restroom doorknob would go on the nipple or something.

BUT.. BUT.. - why don't they like anime?

TAGS: my masterpiece is being bombed
Rating: 4.71/5

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LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:20 pm
Anime p*** forseti...just beware of the tentacles.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 6:05 pm
So there is unpopular stuff that is great? Can't believe that... Is it a trap??
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 3:26 pm
anime has its place and it is not here. Anime is like country music. The popular stuff is garbage.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 2:44 pm
make more sense!!!! I reject whatever isn't funny....if all anime happens to fall under that heading....well, Yeah for me!
Zealot - September 30, 2010, 2:33 pm
one thing i don't get is why they will reject if the pic in question doesn't even have a story to make a joke about
culos - September 30, 2010, 12:08 pm
BECAUSE.. BECAUSE.. (nuff said)

GELOTOPHOBIA - Take life too seriously And you won't get to laugh along With everybody else when you fail


TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash revenge dash judas dash what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity dash where i am going i can only take smiles
Rating: 4.62/5

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Derek - April 8, 2010, 4:37 pm
Sadly ineffective on some people
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:49 am

Fun and Excitment -

TAGS: love being a dad
Rating: 4.48/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 17, 2013, 3:38 am
Nope, never did. What's hilarious is a few months after my little brother was born, my dad tossed a cabbage patch doll towards my moon and said, "Catch him." . . . . he laughed, she had nightmares for a long time. Yes, they're still married, lol.
steve1961 - August 17, 2013, 1:51 am
Judging from some of your posters and comments, I a**ume he didn't listen...?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 5:27 pm
I can 5till hear my mom screaming to my dad, "OH, MY GOD! ANTHONY, YOU'RE GOING TO DROP HIM! ARE YOU NUTS?!??" Her panic added to the excitement.

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO ? - He would probably work his magic with some bread. And maybe some fish too.

TAGS: i am being nice see
Rating: 4.43/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:22 pm
for Fear is the path to the Dark Side :)
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:41 pm
I see no garden in that picture... Oh right, the other Jesus
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:52 am


HAPPINESS AND SUCCESS - The key to happiness is having dreams. The key to success is making dreams come true.

HATE - Seek out those with hate in their hearts... expose them everywhere you find them... and beat the sh*t out of those S.O.B.s!

Karma -

TAGS: siblings never stop being silly
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 31, 2015, 11:14 am
The sign of the cuckolded husband. Somewhat inappropriate when both individuals are women. Or is she saying she slept with the other girl's husband?
JesusWept - October 31, 2015, 1:34 am
What goes around comes around. 5.

You're it! -

TAGS: being chased by the cops or as i like to call it just another drama day weekend
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 10:45 pm
ROTFL!!!! Would that be taser tag, by any chance? 5L

Fright -

TAGS: fright scary monster being scared whos the scary one anyways rodou sanka
Rating: 4.86/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 10:01 pm
TRUE! 5 L Silvie!
lgvernon - March 10, 2015, 1:03 pm

I love this.